Arrr, ye scallywags! That landlubber from Canada be sayin’ toss the tariffs overboard on this fine 'Liberation Day'! Haaar!
2025-04-02
Arrr! As the winds of Trump’s tariff storm brew, Canadian scallywag Maxime Bernier be shoutin’ for the cannonballs of tariffs to be tossed overboard! He claims our duties be weighin’ down our own crew more than the Yanks. A new trade era be upon us, mateys! Yo ho ho!
Avast ye landlubbers of the great north! In the midst of a tempest brewed by President Trump’s “Liberation Day,” one bold captain, Maxime Bernier, be thinkin' the stars might align for a grand new era o' Canada-U.S. relations, free from them pesky tariffs! With a heart as fierce as a pirate's, this leader o' the People’s Party claims it’s high time to toss those tariffs overboard and sail into calmer waters.Bernier be sayin’ that the 25% duties imposed by the Canadian government be hurtin' its own crew rather than the American sea dogs. He urges that the true response to tariffs be “zero on our side, zero on yer side.” Meanwhile, the newly minted captain of Canada, Prime Minister Mark Carney, be makin’ waves with his retaliatory measures, though some be warnin’ that a trade war be as wise as inviting a kraken for dinner.
Even former mate Tony Clement be stirrin’ the pot, suggestin’ that while scrappin' tariffs might make sense, the hearts of the Canadian folk be aflame with anger toward our American neighbors. In this high seas game of trade, Bernier proposes a bold plan to dismantle the “communist” supply management that be overcharging the good folk of Canada. Will they brave the storm or batten down the hatches? Only time will tell, me hearties!