"Arrr! Putin be sent a-flyin' from the grand wine vaults of a lost Soviet treasure, savvy?"
2025-01-09
Arrr, the Russian captain be turnin' 50 at a wine stash in Moldova! But after plunderin’ Ukraine, he be hidin’ his precious bottles from the scallywags. Aye, even a pirate knows ye can’t toast with a target on yer back! 🍷🏴☠️
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a jolly ol' sea captain, the Russian president, who be celebratin' his half-century o' life at a fine winery in the lands of Moldova! Aye, he be raisin' a toast with goblets full o' the finest grog, surrounded by his hearty crew and the finest vintage from the depths of the vineyard!But lo! What be this? A storm brews above the horizon! Since the scallywag's invasion o' Ukraine, the bottles that once sparkled like treasure have been shuttled away, hidin' from the pryin' eyes of the townsfolk and nosy sea dogs! Aye, they be tucked away in the dark, lest they catch the wrath of the public's ire!