"Arrr! A scallywag from the Nova shindig, survived the hullabaloo, now sailin’ to sing for Israel at Eurovision!"
2025-01-23
Arrr, matey! Yuval Raphael, a brave lass who weathered the storm o' the Nova music festival skirmish, be lettin' her heart sing to mend her wounds. Now, she be settin' sail to the Eurovision seas, representin' Israel with a tune fit for the fiercest of pirates!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! A lass named Yuval Raphael, aged but 24, be the lucky survivor of a dastardly attack at the Nova music fest on the seventh day of October in the year of our Lord, 2023. As the scallywags of Hamas rained terror upon her and her crew, she found solace in a tune or two, raisin’ her voice to the skies like a siren of the sea!With naught but a handful of mates and a few dozen souls, they dashed to a bomb shelter, only to find themselves hidin’ under the fallen for a long, harrowing eight hours! Blimey! Those ruffians kept returnin’ to open fire, tossin’ grenades like they were cannonballs! Yet, this brave maiden turned her sorrow into song, claimin' it be the finest balm for her wounded spirit.
On a grand stage in Basel, she belted out "The Writings on the Wall" and the jolly tune "Dancing Queen," dedicatin’ it to the angels lost that fateful day. With no prior singin’ experience to speak of, she stole the show! “I ain’t seekin’ pity,” she declared, “but standin’ strong against the boos I’m sure to face!” Aye, the Eurovision be not just a competition, but a battleground for the brave, where the music be louder than the cannons of war!