Arrr, Netanyahu be spittin' in the doc's face, struttin' like a parrot in the Israeli parliament post-surgery!
2024-12-31
Avast, me hearties! Set sail fer the Israeli parliament, where Captain Netanyahu, fresh from the surgeon's plunderin' of his nether regions, be ready to cast his vote on treasure matters! Aye, even a stitch’n’patch can't keep a true buccaneer from the booty of budgetin’! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye the tale of Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli captain of the political seas who bravely sailed into the Knesset Plenum, fresh from the surgeon's knife! Despite the good doctor warnin' him to rest after removin' his troublesome prostate, this 75-year-old sea-dog appeared as spry as a cat on a hot tin roof, ready to cast his vote on a bill that could rock the whole boat of the government!Now, this "Trapped Profits Law" be a tricky piece o' parchment, seekin' to tax those gold doubloons that be sittin' in the coffers of corporations, rather than lettin' 'em keep it all to themselves! If the vote goes south, it could sink the state budget, and no one wants to be swimmin' with sharks come March 31. But hold yer horses! Two factions in Netanyahu's crew be raisin' a ruckus, demandin' exemptions for their Haredi mates from military service before they cast their votes. Aye, tensions be higher than a crow's nest on a stormy night!
So, there ye have it! A wounded captain on a perilous voyage, with the fate of his ship hangin' in the balance. Will he steer clear of trouble, or will the storm take him down? Stay tuned, ye hearty souls!