Arrr! Russians be bombardin’ a doc’s den ‘n’ a market, claimin’ two souls as Ukraine readies fer another brawl!
2025-03-30
Arrr, matey! A scurvy Russian flying contraption sent two souls to Davy Jones’ locker in Kharkiv on Sunday, right as a fresh cannonade brewed 'fore the parley! Talk of peace whilst the cannons roar—what a fine jest, I say!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the land of Ukraine, where dastardly Russian drones swooped down like a pack o' hungry seagulls on a feast! Late on a fateful Saturday night, two poor souls met their maker and 35 more found themselves in a right pickle after a bold attack on a military hospital and a bustling shopping center!Me hearty, Regional Gov. Oleh Syniehubov let loose a fiery condemnation of this nefarious assault in Kharkiv, where a 67-year-old landlubber and a 70-year-old matron were sent to Davy Jones’ locker. Despite the valiant efforts of President Trump to parley peace, the Russian scallywags keep their cannons firing!
With a mighty swarm of 111 drones unleashed, 65 were sent to the bottom, while the rest either fell from the skies or got tangled in their own sails. President Zelenskyy, the captain of the Ukrainian ship, warned of more attacks on the horizon, claiming the Russians be playin' a game of land grab and long-winded negotiations.
As the tale unfolds, four more souls were lost to the treachery of the drones, and Putin himself boasted of his "strategic initiative," as if he were the king of the seven seas! So, keep yer eyes peeled, mateys! The tides of war be ever-turning, and the sea of diplomacy be a treacherous one!