"Avast ye! The whole crew be tossed overboard from LIHEAP, arrr! No more landlubbers aboard this ship!"
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! This swashbucklin' scheme be threatenin’ to shiver the timbers of the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program! Aye, it be servin' a hearty meal to 6.2 million souls, helpin' ‘em battle the high seas of utility bills! What a scallywag of a plan!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treachery on the high seas of energy assistance! A most dastardly move be afoot, threatenin' to hoist the sails of the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, or LIHEAP for short. Aye, this be a lifeline for about 6.2 million souls across the seven seas, helpin' them offset those cursed high utility bills that be givin' 'em more shivers than a ghost ship on a foggy night!