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Arr, Mateys! The Senate be sailin' towards lendin' a hand to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan. Yo ho, yo ho!

2024-04-23

Arrr, me hearties! The Senate be ready to hoist the package high, with all hands on deck! President Biden be cryin' out to the scallywags to scuttle along and sign it into law afore the tide be turnin'! Set sail, me maties!

Arrr, mateys! 'Tis said that the Senate be ready to swoop down on this package like a pack of hungry sharks, united in their quest for treasure. Even the landlubbers on both sides of the aisle be joinin' forces like a fearsome crew on the high seas, all to get this package passed quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers."
Captain Biden himself be standin' at the helm, urgina' his crew to hoist the sails and make way for smooth sailin' ahead. He be eager to lower the anchor on this here package and see it signed into law faster than a cannonball through the riggin'.
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for the Senate be fixin' to show their true colors and pass this package with the strength of a storm at sea. With bipartisan support blowin' like a favorable wind at our backs, there be no doubt that this treasure be within reach. So let's raise a tankard of grog to the Senate and President Biden, and may this package be set in stone before ye can say "yo ho ho!"

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