Arrr! The Gaza scheme be mocked by the Yanks and the Jolly Roger, whilst the Euro lords be cheerin’ like scallywags!
2025-03-08
Avast, matey! The sea-farin' diplomats from France, Germany, Italy, and the UK be throwin' their lot in with Egypt's grand scheme to fix up Gaza, even as Israel and the US be raisin' their eyebrows. A right jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of politics, I say!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ a $53 billion treasure map drawn up by Arab allies to rebuild the battered lands of Gaza! Aye, the likes of France, Germany, Italy, and the fair U.K. be throwin’ their lot in, though the U.S. and Israel be givin’ it a hearty “Nay!”The foreign ministers, in their finest fancy talk, proclaimed this plan to be a beacon of hope for the struggling souls of Gaza, promising a swift sail toward better livin’ conditions. But ho, they warned that no scallywag from Hamas should take the helm, and they be wishin’ the Palestinian Authority to steer the ship instead!
But wait! The winds blew a different way as ol’ Trump proposed a plan to resettle the rascally Palestinians outside the Strip, like throwin’ ‘em overboard! Egypt held fast, refusin’ to take in displaced souls for the sake of their own national treasures.
In the midst of this squall, Israel’s Oren Marmorstein scoffed at the plan, callin’ it outdated as barnacles on a ship’s hull. The U.S. be sayin’ the plan falls short of what Captain Trump be demandin’. Aye, it seems the seas o' diplomacy be as rough as a stormy night, and the fate of Gaza hangs in the balance! Yarrr!