" lass caught tryin' to sneak 22 pounds o' merry meth, all wrapped up like Christmas booty in her satchel!"
2024-12-13
Arrr, a lass of 29 summers be caught red-handed, tryin' to sneak in some fancy powder disguised as holiday cheer in her satchel! Ho ho ho, 'tis not the jolly plunder ye be seekin', but a trip to Davy Jones' locker instead!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to this tale of folly and woe from the land of New Zealand! A lass from Canada, aged 29, thought she’d be clever-like, wrap her stash of illicit cargo in festive garb, claiming it be Christmas cheer! But lo and behold, the keen-eyed customs officers at Auckland International Airport were not fooled by her merry ruse!Upon disembarking from her steed of the skies from Vancouver, the officers, suspicious of her carry-on duffle bag, did rummage through her trinkets! What did they find, ye ask? A bounteous haul of over 22 pounds of the devil’s powder, methamphetamine, worth a staggering $2 million doubloons, cleverly concealed beneath jolly snowflake wrapping! Arrr, that be a fine haul indeed, but not the kind fit for a pirate’s treasure!
The Airport Manager, Paul Williams, declared this a classic attempt by the scallywags of transnational crime to pull the wool over their eyes during the busy travel season. But fear not, for the vigilant customs crew be always on the lookout for those who’d bring harm to their fair isle!
Naught but a court appearance awaits this crafty wench, as she faces charges aplenty for her dastardly deeds. So heed this tale, ye landlubbers, for crime be a slippery fish, and the sea of justice be ever watchful!