The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Trump’s taxes be makin’ the U.S. and Mexico as chummy as a cat and a cannonball!

2025-02-01

Arrr, matey! For thirty long years, the scallywags o' the United States and Mexico have struck a deal, fillin’ their holds with riches and ruckus alike! Aye, they’ve got treasure aplenty, but also some right pesky barnacles clingy to their hulls!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of the mighty bond forged 'twixt the land of Yankees and the realm of tacos – known as Mexico! Over the past thirty moons of free trade, these scallywags have tied their fates tighter than a sailor’s knot, blessin’ each other with treasures aplenty and a wee bit o’ trouble.

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