The Booty Report

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Arrr! Trump be tryin’ to claim Greenland, but it be turnin’ into a right scallywag blunder, matey!

2025-03-24

Arrr, matey! The Greenlandic scallywags be callin' the Trump crew’s visit a right jolly invasion, pushin' their fair isle ever farther from the U.S. shores! Avast, me hearties, must be a treasure map lost in translation!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the icy realm of Greenland, where the winds be blowin’ with the scent of discord! It be reported that the fine folk o' the Greenlandic government be labelin’ a visit from those Trump officials as “aggressive.” Aye, ye heard it right! Those scallywags be makin’ waves instead of friendly sails.

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