"Arrr! U.S. rights crews be walkin' the plank, leavin' China laughin' like a parrot on a treasure chest!"
2025-02-14
Avast, me hearties! The gold from the Yanks for spreadin' democracy be locked up tighter than a chest o' treasure! The landlubbers who call out the scallywags in China be in a pickle, while them Chinese nationalists be raisin' tankards in glee! Blimey, what a jolly jest, eh? Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the treacherous seas of politics! It seems that the landlubbers in the U.S. be chokin' on their gold doubloons, decidin' to freeze the funds meant fer the promotion of democracy. Aye, a fine mess it be! These here funds were meant to help brave scallywags who be exposin' them dastardly deeds o’ the Chinese. But alas, now they be stranded like a ship without a sail!Meanwhile, the Chinese nationalists be raisin’ their tankards in celebration, thinkin' the winds be blowin' in their favor. “Hark!” they say, “no more pesky pirates meddlin’ in our affairs!” They be thinkin’ they can keep plunderin’ the rights of their fellow sailors without fear o' exposure. Aye, it be a jolly time for them, but not fer the poor souls stranded in the waters of oppression.