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Arr, ye scurvy dogs of Gaza be warned! Israel be embarkin' on a grand voyage to oust ye blighters!

2023-10-08

Arr, the swashbucklin' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu declared that the first stage of the bloody war be near done, and our valiant military shall embark on "offensive" maneuvers, ye scurvy dogs! Yet, the scallywags of Hamas still be flingin' rockets at Israel, more than 24 hours since their sneaky surprise attack commenced. Avast!

In the parlance of a 17th century pirate, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, a bloke of high rank, declared that the initial phase of the war was nigh complete, and his merry band of fighters would embark on "offensive" endeavors henceforth. But, alas, those scallywags from Hamas persisted in firing their rockets upon the land of Israel, a more than a day since their audacious ambush commenced.
Ahoy, me hearties! Can ye believe the gall of these scurvy dogs? Netanyahu, the captain of the Israeli ship, proclaimed that the first part of the battle was almost done, and their course would change to offensive maneuvers. But, by Davy Jones' locker! Those rascals from Hamas just can't resist shooting their rockets like cannonballs, even after a whole day of mayhem!
Arr, listen up, ye landlubbers! Netanyahu, that swashbuckling Prime Minister, declared that they be near the end of the first phase of the war, and be ready to go on the offensive. But, ye see, them wretched Hamas miscreants won't give up their gunpowder. They continue to blast their rockets at Israel, a full day since they launched their treacherous attack.
Avast ye! Netanyahu, the cap'n of the land o' Israel, hath declared that the initial skirmish be nigh over, and the military shall turn to offensive maneuvers. But, blow me down! Them scurvy dogs from Hamas just won't quit, keepin' on firin' their rockets even after 24 hours of their surprise attack bein' unleashed.
Avast, ye! In the tongue of an old sea dog from the 17th century, the likes of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu hath announced that the first part of the fight be almost done, and they be lookin' to engage in "offensive" actions. But, blow me down! Them rapscallions from Hamas won't stop firin' their rockets at Israel, even after a full day since their sneaky assault commenced.

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