The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, me hearties! Aye, the land be scarce and the prices be high. 'Tis a treacherous sea we sail!

2024-02-24

Avast ye mateys, a scurvy economic analysis be sayin' that in many a Canadian port, prices be needin' to plummet like a sunken treasure, or incomes be needin' to soar like a parrot on a strong breeze, aye, to bring back affordability to the landlubbers. Arrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, for I have news that'll make ye want to walk the plank! A group of landlubbers have conducted an economic analysis and found that in many Canadian cities, the prices of homes would need to drop like a lead cannonball, or the incomes of us poor souls would need to soar higher than the highest crow's nest to make the housing market affordable once more.
Arrr, can ye believe it? It's enough to make a pirate's parrot squawk in disbelief! The scallywags be talkin' about cities like Vancouver and Toronto, where the cost of a piece of land be more precious than a chest of gold doubloons. They be sayin' that unless somethin' be done, us common folk will be forced to sail the seven seas in search of a more affordable port.
So, me hearties, it be time to hoist the Jolly Roger and demand fair treatment from the scurvy dogs in charge of the housing market. Let's raise our tankards and chant, "Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum, make housing affordable for everyone!" Or else we'll be forced to take matters into our own hands and plunder the rich to make ends meet. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!

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