Arrr! El Salvador be sayin’ aye to take in US castaways of any flag after parleyin’ with ol’ Rubio, savvy?
2025-02-04
Avast, me hearties! President Nayib Bukele be tossin' out a hearty invite to take in all ye scallywags the U.S. be wantin’ to boot out! He’ll stash 'em in his dungeons, turnin' El Salvador into the finest pirate's jail on the seven seas! Arrr, what a jolly arrangement!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale as curious as a three-headed sea serpent! In the fine land of El Salvador, their Cap'n, Nayib Bukele, be makin' a most peculiar offer to the good ol' U.S. o' A. He be sayin', “Send yer illegal scallywags our way, and we'll lock ‘em up for a fee!” Aye, he be lookin’ to fill his mega-prison with any poor soul facin’ deportation, includin' those dastardly U.S. citizens who’ve crossed the line!Now, this be comin' after a visit from Secretary Marco Rubio, who waxed poetic ‘bout this grand scheme. He claimed it's the most extraordinary migratory agreement ever! “We can send 'em to Bukele’s jails!” he shouted, flatterin’ the Salvadoran chief with visions of gold doubloons in exchange for takin’ in troublemakers. But hold yer horses, for it’s illegal to deport American citizens, so let’s not hoist the Jolly Roger just yet!
And fear not, for Bukele also promised to welcome back his own wayward MS-13 lads, showin’ the world that El Salvador's prisons be set to overflow. But some landlubbers, like Manuel Flores, be worryin’ that this plan turns their fine region into the U.S.’s trash heap. Aye, it be a wild idea, but whether it sails or sinks remains to be seen! Arrr!