The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Telegram’s captain, Pavel Durov, be caught in France’s grasp! Shiver me timbers!

2024-08-25

Arrr, matey! The captain o' Telegram, a vessel with over 900 million scallywags aboard, has been snatched by the law, say the French buccaneers of the news! Aye, even the mightiest must answer to the king’s men!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye a tale most curious 'bout the captain of the ship known as Telegram, a vessel sailin' the digital seas with a crew of over 900 million scallywags!

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