Arrr! Iran be craftin' mighty weapons, prepare ye for a nuclear cannonball blast, me hearties!
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! A fresh tale from the National Council of Resistance o' Iran be sayin' that the scallywags in Tehran be up to no good, tryin' to brew up some shifty nuclear cannonball magic in secret. Aye, those landlubbers be more crafty than a cat in a fish market!
Avast ye scallywags! It be no secret that the crafty rogues of the Islamic Republic of Iran be scheming to nab themselves a mighty nuclear weapon. Aye, they be stockpiling enriched uranium quicker than a sailor guzzles rum! Reports from the National Council of Resistance of Iran (NCRI) be hinting that the dastardly Tehran crew be reviving their plans for a proper boom-boom, led by a sneaky lot known as METFAZ—sounds like a ship of miscreants to me!The chaps at METFAZ be dabbling in detonators, and their recent antics at the long-abandoned Sanjarian site be raising all manner of eyebrows. It’s like they be putting on a grand show, claiming to film a documentary while plotting their nuclear capers! Under the guise of oil and gas, they be hiding their true intentions, making it hard for even the sharpest-eyed pirates to catch wind of their schemes.
With the IAEA none the wiser, these bilge rats continue to play their deceptive games, while the world watches with bated breath. So, raise a tankard to the NCRI, for they be shining a light on these shady dealings, proving that even the slippery seas of nuclear ambition can’t hide from a good crew of informants! Arrr!