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Arrr, Gal Dalal be seekin’ a hand, for his matey Guy be caught in the clutches of them Hamas scallywags!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! Gal Dalal set sail fer the Nova jolly fest to rendezvous with his scallywag brother, Guy. But lo! In a blink, they be dodgin’ cannon blasts, and blimey! Guy be snatched by them rascally Hamas rogues! Avast, what a merry shindig turned to chaos!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Hear the tale of Gal Dalal, a brave landlubber who’s been fightin' for a year and a half to free his matey, Guy Gilboa-Dalal, snatched by the dastardly Hamas during a ruckus at the Nova music festival on the fateful day of October 7, 2023!

Gal be keen to remind the world that his brother be more than a face on a poster; he be a warm-hearted jester, a true matey, and the best of friends! Upon arriving at the festival, the two brothers shared a hearty hug, but calamity struck as sirens wailed, and chaos unfurled like a pirate's map!

With the alarms blarin', Gal paddled his way to safety, while Guy and his crew lingered, blissfully unaware of the storm brewin'. Alas, they were caught in a trap laid by the miscreants of Hamas, who turned their haven into a den of doom! After a long and harrowing battle, Gal's heart be heavy, missin' his brother, who now suffers in captivity.

Gal's quest has led him to the shores of the U.S., seekin' help from powerful folk like President Trump, for time be a cruel mistress, and the Dalal family be on the edge of despair. Aye, they be fightin' for all the hostages, hopin' to bring their loved ones home, while the clock ticks ever onward!

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