The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Hamas be pickin' a scallywag architect for their ship o’ chaos—new captain o’ mischief on the horizon!

2024-08-07

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of Hamas be shoutin' that Yahya Sinwar be steppin' up as the captain of their ship after the unfortunate plunderin' of Ismail Haniyeh in Iran. Aye, seems the tides be turnin' in their murky waters! Avast, what a jolly crew!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears for a tale from the tumultuous seas of politics! It be no ordinary squabble, for the scallywags of Hamas be makin’ waves as they declare the new captain of their ship. Aye, they’ve propped up Yahya Sinwar as the new political leader, fresh as a salty sea breeze after the unfortunate demise of Ismail Haniyeh, who met his fate in the treacherous waters of Iran!

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