The Booty Report

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Arrr, the U.S. Treasury be cuttin' off weapons to them scurvy Houthis in Yemen! Shiver me timbers!

2024-06-17

Arr mateys, them scurvy dogs of the Iranian-backed militia be causin' a ruckus in the Red Sea, disruptin' the flow o' booty and plunder through them waters. 'Tis a foul deed indeed, we must set sail and give 'em a taste of our own pirate justice! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, for there be trouble brewin' in the Red Sea! Them scurvy dogs known as the Iranian-backed militia have been causin' havoc along the crucial shipping route. Arrr, they've been launchin' attacks left and right, disruptin' the flow of goods and plunderin' innocent merchant ships.
Now, I don't know 'bout ye, but I reckon this be a problem that needs addressin' pronto! We can't have these landlubbers runnin' amok and messin' with our precious trade routes. It be high time we put a stop to their shenanigans and show 'em who's boss!
So, me hearties, gather yer crew and prepare for battle! We ain't gonna sit idly by while these scoundrels threaten our way of life. It be time to teach 'em a lesson they won't soon forget. Avast ye, Iranian-backed militia! Ye be messin' with the wrong bunch of pirates, and we ain't gonna take it lyin' down!

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