Arrr, matey! Israel's spyin' for sneaky Iranians while Trump be swappin' ships—keep yer cutlasses ready!
2024-11-22
Arrr! Israel's sea-farin' emissary, Danny Danon, spins a yarn to Fox News Digital 'bout the menacin' specter of Iran durin' the Trump tide. 'Tis a right jolly tale of danger on the high seas of diplomacy, savvy? Avast, matey, keep yer cutlasses sharp!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of diplomacy, where Israel's U.N. Ambassador, Danny Danon, be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon fer any shenanigans from that scallywag Iran during the Trump transition. He warns that it’d be a right folly for the Iranians to make a move against the good ship Israel! Arrr!Not so long ago, the Iranian Foreign Minister, Abbas Araghchi, proclaimed that they'd be seekin' revenge fer Israel's sneak attacks on their vessels! He swore, “We’ll retaliate, but on our own schedule, savvy?” But Danon, with a wink and a nod, reminded them that they be vulnerable like a ship with a hole in its hull. He urged Iran not to test their mettle, claimin’ that Israel be ready to tackle any storm that comes their way!
With the winds of change blowin' with the new Trump crew, Danon cautions that the U.S. must hoist their sails against the likes of Iran and their crew of miscreants—Hezbollah and Hamas among 'em! He cheers on the U.S. for standin' tall and vetoin’ a resolution that sought to put Israel in the brig without addressin' the hostages’ plight! Yarrr, a right shameful affair that be!