Arrr! Arab scallywags scoff at Trump’s daft idea of shovin' the Palestinians into Egypt and Jordan! What a jolly jest!
2025-02-02
Arrr, matey! The Arab mates be raisin' a ruckus 'bout Cap'n Trump’s wild scheme to ship 1.5 thousand landlubber Palestinians from the wreckage of Gaza to Egypt and Jordan! They be sayin' “Not on our watch!”—as if they be guardin' a treasure chest o’ sand! Har har har!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear! A crew of mighty Arab sea captains, hailing from lands as bold as a cannon blast, be settin' sail against the notion of lettin' President Trump ship the fine folk of Gaza off to Egypt and Jordan! They convened in Cairo, swappin' tales and writin' a statement as fierce as a tempest, declare their support fer the steadfastness of the Palestinian crew upon their rightful lands!These noble ministers be makin' it clear: any scallywag tryin' to uproot the good people of Palestine or build settlements on their turf be walkin' the plank! They aim to keep the peace 'round these waters, knowin' full well that such trickery only stirs the cauldron of conflict, makin' the seas stormy and unstable.
Even ol' Trump, bless his heart, thought it wise to suggest throwin' a million and a half Palestinians into the welcoming arms of Egypt and Jordan, but those lands be not havin' it! As the winds of dissent blow, both nations stand firm, callin' for a two-state solution rather than sendin' their kin off to distant shores. So, hoist the sails, me hearties, for in these troubled waters, the quest fer peace continues, and mayhaps with a bit of luck, calm seas be ahead!