The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Norway’s sea chariot took a dive, claimin’ two scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker! What a splashy misadventure!"

2024-12-26

Arrr, matey! A fine vessel of land, packed with over 50 scallywags, took a tumble and found itself half-drowned in the muddy brine o' the northwest! Seems these landlubbers be thinkin' they can sail without a ship! Ha-ha! What a right merry mess!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale as wild as the seven seas! A grand vessel, nay a ship but a bus, was settin' sail with over 50 hearty souls aboard! Aye, they be a merry crew, all lookin' fer adventure in the wild northwest waters—though they be thinkin' they be on solid land!

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