"Arrr! Foreign buccaneers be laughin' as Musk scuttles the Yanks' treasure chest of aid, ho ho ho!"
2025-02-05
Arrr matey! The cap'ns of Russia, Hungary, and El Salvador be raisin' their tankards high, cheerin' the Trump crew's broadside on U.S.A.I.D.! Seems them scallywags be seein' it as a threat to their treasure—ha! Even pirates know when to laugh at landlubber troubles!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of treachery and cheer from faraway lands! In the time of the Trump, the winds of change blew mighty strong, rattlin' the sails of the U.S.A.I.D. ship, a vessel many an authoritarian scallywag viewed as a fearsome foe. Aye, the leaders of Russia, Hungary, and El Salvador be raisin' their tankards in delight, for this assault be like findin' a chest o' gold on a sunken ship!