Arrr, the scallywags at the Venezuelan court declare Maduro the victor, fraud be his trusty parrot!
2024-08-22
Arrr, matey! The grand court o’ Venezuela be sayin’ Captain Maduro be the true victor o’ the polls, claimin’ the tallies showin’ him sunk were naught but a scallywag’s trickery! Aye, it be a fine tale o’ swashbucklin’ deceit on the high seas o’ politics!
Avast ye scallywags! In a twist as predictable as the tide, the Venezuelan Supreme Court, a bunch of landlubbers loyal to Captain Maduro, declared him the grand victor of the recent election, claimin’ he bested his foes by a million votes! Aye, despite the evidence suggestin’ otherwise—like a mighty storm of international observers callin’ foul—the court stood firm, much like an old sea captain clingin’ to his rum.Maduro's crew be sayin’ a cyberattack from the far-off land of North Macedonia muddled the vote count, but it seems more like a tall tale spun at the local tavern. Critics from Chile and beyond be callin’ it a grand fraud, and even the pirates of the Caribbean would be laughin’ at such a farce!
With protests eruptin’ like cannon fire across the land, the good people of Venezuela, tired of this tyranny, took to the streets. Maduro, with his iron grip, dismissed the uproar as a weak attempt at a coup—akin to a captain mockin’ a mutiny aboard his ship. Aye, the seas be rough in Venezuela, and the stench of injustice fills the air like a storm brewin’ on the horizon!