Arrr, matey! Prince Andrew caught in a web of Chinese trickery, says the court! Avast, what a scandalous tale!
2024-12-13
Arrr matey! The fine folks o’ London’s court be sayin’ a Chinese scallywag, a tight matey o’ the prince, be banned from our shores for fear o’ national secrets! Blimey, who’d have thought a landlubber could stir such trouble? Keep yer secrets close, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a merry yarn from the treacherous shores of London town! A court of law, where judges don’t wear eye patches but crack down like the fiercest of sea captains, hath upheld a ban on a Chinese matey, said to be a “close confidant” of a certain royal prince. Blimey, ye say! What manner of trouble brews in the royal kettle?