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Avast ye! A scallywag Taekwondo teach in Australia be accused of sendin' a wee one and 'is kin to Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!

2024-02-21

Arrr mateys, word on the high seas be that a swashbucklin' taekwondo master down under be in a bit of a sticky situation. He be accused of sending the little scallywag and his folks to Davy Jones' locker afore turnin' his blade on himself! Aye, he be quite the drama queen, that one!

Arrr matey, in the land down under, a taekwondo instructor be accused o' killin' his 7-year-old student and the lad's parents afore showin' up at a hospital with stab and slash wounds, as per the coppers.Kwang Kyung Yoo, also known as Master Lion, be facin' three counts o' murder, says Homicide Detective Superintendent Daniel Doherty.The slayings were found out aft Yoo, claimin' he be attacked in a market parkin' lot, sought treatment fer his wounds at a hospital in Sydney.The coppers reckon Yoo offed his young student and the boy's mother at his academy, then drove to their crib and took care o' the boy's father.The victims' names weren't officially released, but the lad's parents were named in the press.The bodies were discovered by the law on Tuesday, and Yoo was nabbed at the hospital.No motive has been revealed yet, but all involved be from South Korea.The instructor, who underwent surgery for his injuries, could face life in the brig if convicted of murder in New South Wales.Ye can read more about this unfortunate tale on Fox News, me hearties. Yo ho ho!

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