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Avast ye! The Pentagon says that landlubber North Korea be fibbin' 'bout Travis King seekin' "refuge" in their realm.

2023-08-15

Arrr! The fancy Pentagon claims to have had no parley with Travis T. King, the American soldier whom North Korea be sayin' willingly sailed into their waters to flee from racial ill-treatment. Blimey!

The Pentagon is unable to verify the claims made by North Korea that U.S. soldier Travis T. King sought refuge in the country to escape racial discrimination in the U.S. Army. A defense official stated that the Pentagon has had no contact with Private King and is unaware of his current condition. It is believed that King intentionally crossed into North Korea while on a civilian tour of the Joint Security Area. North Korea's state media has reported that King confessed to crossing the border due to maltreatment and discrimination within the U.S. Army. North Korean investigators have concluded that King crossed illegally with the intent to stay in the North or a third country. However, the senior defense official emphasized that there is no reason to trust North Korea's state media, as the reclusive regime controls all information and frequently issues threats against the United States, South Korea, and Japan. The Pentagon has not received any communication from North Korea regarding Private King. It is important to note that North Korea's claims should be viewed with skepticism, given their track record. The situation remains uncertain, and the Pentagon is unable to confirm the accuracy of North Korea's statements.

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