Arrr! North Korea be callin' Rubio's 'rogue state' jab a heap o' nonsense, swearin' to give Trump a proper tussle!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! North Korea be spittin' venom at Secretary Rubio fer callin' 'em a "rogue state." They be sayin' it be pure balderdash! With a hearty laugh, they vow to hoist their sails and give 'im a right good tussle! Avast, the seas be gettin' stormy!
Arrr, me hearties! It seems the scallywags in North Korea be takin' offense to Secretary of State Marco Rubio callin' 'em a "rogue state." They be spittin' fire, claimin' his words be naught but "nonsense" and they be preparin' their cannons for some "tough counteraction" against any provocations from the Trump ship. Aye, Rubio spoke these words on "The Megyn Kelly Show," waxin' philosophical 'bout the seas of foreign policy.Rubio pointed out that the world ain't meant to have just one mighty captain steerin' the ship—no, mateys! A multipolar world it be, where China and Russia sail alongside rogue vessels like Iran and North Korea. But North Korea's cheeky foreign ministry fired back, callin' Rubio's jests a "grave political provocation," as if they be the royal fleet instead of a rogue pirate crew.
They declared, "We won’t tolerate yer U.S. shenanigans!" and promised to keep their swords sharpened for any further hostilities. Meanwhile, Rubio, in his own wisdom, cautioned that we ought to steer clear of global skirmishes that could sink the whole ship, remindin' all to keep our interests in mind while avoidin' the tempest of war. Just another day on the high seas of international relations, aye!