"Arrr! U.S. envoy be blabberin' that Israel be settin' sail from Southern Lebanon, savvy?"
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! As the sands of time run low on this wobbly truce ‘twixt Israel and Hezbollah, an American sea dog on the morrow said, “We’ve charted fair waters, savvy!” Progress be a fickle treasure, but we be sailin’ forward, ho!
Avast, me hearties! The winds be blowin’ fierce as we sail the treacherous seas of diplomacy! With the hourglass runnin’ out on a delicate truce 'twixt Israel and those rascally scallywags of Hezbollah, an American envoy jest declared that “much progress” be made o’ late. Aye, progress be a fine treasure, but let’s hope it don’t sink faster than a ship with a hole in its hull!