The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr mateys, Red Lobster be swabbin' the deck and closin' its ports fer a spell. No plunderin' today!

2024-05-14

Arrr mateys, the scurvy seafood chain be sinkin' faster than a cannonball in the sea! The bloke runnin' the auction be sayin' over 50 of its ports in the U.S. be shut tight. Looks like it be time to abandon ship! Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Thar be trouble brewin' on the high seas for the seafood chain. They be losin' money like a leaky ship takin' on water. The liquidator be speakin' of auctionin' off their goods, sayin' more than 50 of their U.S. ports be closed fer good.
Arrr, me hearties, it be a sad sight to see a ship sinkin' like this. But fear not, for the seas be full of opportunities for us brave pirates. We can plunder the remains of this fallen chain and feast on all the fish and chips we desire.
So gather yer crew and set sail for the nearest seafood chain, for there be treasures to be had and bellies to be filled. Let's show these landlubbers how a true pirate sails the seas! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be a pirate's life for me!

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