Arrr! Vance sails to Greenland, but the weather be colder than a mermaid's heart, and the welcome be icier still!
2025-03-28
Arrr, this voyage be a sneaky spyin' mission 'n a cheeky nudge to remind all scallywags that Cap'n Trump be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull, intent on claimin' every inch o' sea 'n land, come hell or high water!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' a most peculiar voyage undertaken by the captain himself, President Trump! This here trip be a blend of sneakin' about, like a scallywag spy, and a cheeky reminder that ol' Trump be as stubborn as a barnacle on a ship's hull when it comes to claimin' what he desires, aye!