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"Scurvy dogs be sentenced to the brig for devil-worshipin' and murderin' on the high seas! Yarrr!"

2024-04-09

Arrr! Four scurvy Russians be taken by the law for three devilish murders! They be luring their victims into the heart o' the forest for a treacherous end. Mayhaps they be thinkin' they be dealin' with the devil himself! Aye, a sorry crew indeed!

In the language of a salty sea dog, a Russian court be handing down some harsh punishment to three scallywags for their dastardly deeds in the woods of northern Russia. Arrr, the court be sentencing Andrei Tregubenko to a life behind bars for leadin' three poor souls to Davy Jones' locker. Him and his matey, Olga Bolsakova, be followin' the black flag of satanism, luring a lass into the forest in Karelia and sending her to the locker in 2016. Two moons later, they and two other scallywags, Tatiana Deryugina and Alexander Perevozchikov-Khmury, be sendin' a man to meet his maker in the woods of the Leningrad region.Tregubenko also be givin' a man the ol' heave-ho in a tiff in Moscow, then him and the crew be performin' some dark ritual with the poor soul's blood, according to the committee. Deryugina and Perevozchikov-Khmury be gettin' 13 and 15 years in the brig, while Bolshakova be gettin' a previous sentence of unknown length. Them scallywags be learnin' the hard way that ye can't be messin' with the law, or ye'll be walkin' the plank to prison. Arrr!

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