Arrr! The US Embassy be warnin' scallywags in Thailand of a storm o' fury after them Uyghurs be sent to the dragon's lair!
2025-02-28
Arrr, mateys! The U.S. Embassy be sendin’ word to ye landlubbers in Bangkok! Beware ye, for there be talk of ruckus and ruckin’ retaliations, what with them Uyghurs bein' shipped off to the dragon’s lair! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of treachery on the high seas of international diplomacy! The U.S. Embassy in the fair city of Bangkok be warnin’ the goodly folk of America to brace themselves for a tempest of "violent retaliatory attacks," after a band o’ 45 Uyghurs were forcibly sent back to the clutches of China by the Thai folks. Aye, Secretary of State Marco Rubio be raisin’ a ruckus, condemn’n this act in the strongest of terms, likin’ it to a pirate’s betrayal!Now, Thai officials be swearin’ on their honor that these poor souls won’t face the hangman’s noose upon their return, havin’ signed a written agreement to live like free men. But beware, me mateys! History be tellin’ us that such deportations have led to more than a few fiery explosions in the past — like the time a bomb went off at the Erawan Shrine, causin’ quite the kerfuffle!
With a hearty warning to all ye Americans in Thailand, the Embassy be shoutin’ for increased vigilance in crowded taverns and tourist spots. Rubio, the gallant knight, be demandin’ that the Thai folks uphold their sacred duty to protect the innocent and ensure the returned Uyghurs be safe from the cruel hands of fate! So keep yer wits about ye, and may yer sails be ever full! Arrr!