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Arrr! A scallywag of the Air National Guard has jumped ship to join the Russian Navy, matey! Scandalous!

2024-04-06

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! This former Air National Guardsman be accused of turnin' his back on his own kin and sailin' off to join the Russkies in their skirmish with the Ukrainians, all 'cause he be caught with some filthy child pictures. What a scandalous tale!

Avast ye scallywags! A former Air National Guardsman, Wilmer Puello-Mota, be facing charges o' child pornography, but instead o' facin' the music like a proper buccaneer, he jumped ship and joined the Russian army in their skirmish against Ukraine, as the Rhode Island attorney general's office be claimin'.Puello-Mota, a former security forces tech sergeant with the Massachusetts Air National Guard, be accused o' fleein' the country to dodge the charges o' child pornography like a cowardly landlubber.The charges led to his expulsion from the National Guard, with the military denouncin' such criminal activities as not bein' in line with their values.Before his piratical escapades, Puello-Mota served in the active-duty Air Force and even dabbled in local politics as a city councilman.The scallywag was last seen in Istanbul before settin' sail to join the Russian army, as alleged by social media posts and court documents.While the authenticity o' these posts be dubious, if true, Puello-Mota be well beyond the reach o' the law, sailin' in uncharted waters.Arrr! 'Tis a tale o' treachery and cowardice on the high seas, as Puello-Mota abandons his post and joins the enemy in a bid to escape the consequences o' his actions. Aye, the seas be treacherous, but justice will catch up to this scallywag eventually!

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