Arrr! Russia be bombin' Zelenskyy's port, while Ukraine be hoistin' the white flag fer a jolly truce!
2025-03-12
Arrr, just when Ukraine was settlin’ down fer a spot o’ peace, up pops Russia like a scallywag at a tavern brawl, bombardin’ the poor captain Zelenskyy’s home port o’ Kryvvi Rih! Aye, the seas be rough, me hearties!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye the tale of a ruckus in Kryvyi Rih, Ukraine! A foul deed by those scallywags from Russia left a poor lass in the ground and many others nursing their wounds, as reported by the fine folks at Reuters. This strike be happenin' right after the Ukrainians thought they’d hoist the white flag with the help of their mateys from the US, hopin' to end the brutal war that’s been draggin' on like a barnacle on a ship’s hull!Now, ye see, Kryvyi Rih be the birthplace of their captain, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, makin' this attack an even sharper dagger in the heart! This city be takin' a beatin' more than a ship in a storm, as it faced missiles from those rascal Russians before, claimin' four souls just a short while ago.
With whispers of peace floatin' in the salty air, Ukrainian folk be minglin’ with their US allies in Saudi Arabia, tryin' to hammer out a truce. Secretary Rubio be sayin' Ukraine accepted the ceasefire plan, hopin' the Russian crew will play nice. Even President Trump be joinin' the hullabaloo, claimin’ Russia be easier to parley with than the Ukrainians! But beware, for the seas of diplomacy be ever fickle, and one can never trust a pirate’s word unless ye got it in writin'! Yarrr!