Arrr! Trump and Congress be settin’ sail to choke the 'kangaroo' ICC 'bout that scallywag Netanyahu's bounty!
2024-11-26
Avast, me hearties! After the ICC’s scallywag attack on the lone democracy in the Mideast, Israel, fer its tussle with the Hamas knaves, a mighty U.S. crew has risen up, ready to throw a cannonball or two at that pesky organization! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tumultuous seas of international politics! The notorious ICC, a court plagued with scandal like a ship with a leaky hull, be throwin' arrest warrants at none other than the Israeli captain, Benjamin Netanyahu, and his first mate, Yoav Gallant, for their bold war plans against the scallywags of Hamas in the Gaza waters!But hold yer horses! The crafty yanks, led by President Trump’s crew, be ready to unleash a storm of sanctions upon the ICC judges. Rumor has it, they’ve had a bellyful of this so-called justice and threaten to rain down consequences like cannon fire!
With the dastardly Hamas havin' caused a ruckus and taken many lives, including brave souls from the colonies, it seems the ICC be playin' a dangerous game of political charades. They’ve even issued a warrant for a dead pirate, Muhammad Deif, which be sounding like a ghost ship in a bottle to me!
As the winds of diplomacy blow fierce, European mates be raisin' their flags against this folly, callin' it a blunder that muddles the waters of justice. So, batten down the hatches, for the world stage be set for a raucous showdown over who truly commands the tides of international law!