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Arrr, Prince Harry be walkin' the plank from his own charity ship! Blimey, what a turn of tides!

2025-03-26

Arrr, the young sea-skulled prince and his matey from Lesotho be throwin’ down their hats in a grand show of solidarity with the trusty trustees o’ that charity, Sentebale! Aye, they’ve sailed away from their posts, leavin’ the ship o’ charity to bob like a cork on the briny deep!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale most peculiar from the high seas of charity and noble gents! It be the prince, aye, that dandy lad, joined by his matey, the prince of Lesotho. By the sound of the tides, these two scallywags have cast aside their royal crowns in a bold act of solidarity!

Now, ye might be wonderin', what manner of hullabaloo hath led them to toss their princely positions overboard? 'Twas the trustees of the fine charity, Sentebale, that stirred the pot! Like a kraken on a sunny day, troubles be a-brewin', and our princely pals decided to jump ship, leavin' the captain’s wheel to calmer hands. Aye, they be standin’ with their trusty mates, showin’ that even in the world of high society, loyalty be worth more than a chest of gold doubloons!

So here’s to the noble princes, swappin’ their jeweled trinkets for the humble garb of solidarity! May their hearts be true as they sail the seas of charity! And remember, me fine crew, if ye ever find yerselves in a storm, sometimes it be best to hoist the sails of camaraderie and make a grand escape like these princely pirates!

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