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Arrr! The Pope be settin' foot in St. Peter's Square, finally breakin’ his landlubber slumber after weeks at sea!

2025-04-06

Arrr! Pope Francis, the jolly captain of the Holy Ship, be settin’ sail again! He greeted the landlubbers in St. Peter’s Square on Sunday, fresh outta the sick bay. Aye, the good captain be back, swabbin’ the decks of a crowd with his blessed charm!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ the Pope, a brave soul who be cruisin’ St. Peter’s Square in a wheeled contraption after bein' holed up in the hospital fer five long weeks! Aye, Pope Francis, after battlin’ a nasty double pneumonia, finally made his grand appearance, breathin’ through a tube like a scallywag in need of fresh sea air.

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