The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! A scallywag in Israel be rammin’ folks, givin’ nine a right good bump! Avast, the coppers be on it!

2025-02-27

Arrr! A scallywag of a driver in Israel be plowin’ into a bus station, causin’ chaos and hurtin’ nine landlubbers, one near death’s door! The coppers reckon it be a ramming attack! Blimey, what be these sea dogs thinkin’—a bus station ain’t no cannonball target!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the far-off lands of Israel! A ruckus erupted at a bus station in Karkur Junction, where nine poor souls were wounded, including a lass of but 17 summers, who be hangin’ on by a thread, she is! The scallywag behind the wheel, a 53-year-old rascal from the Jenin area, found himself in a bit of a pickle after he aimed his chariot at innocent bystanders. Aye, he be "neutralized" at the scene, whatever that may mean!

Upon the report of the brave Israeli constables, it appears this villain had crossed into the land unlawfully, all while bein’ wed to an Israeli wench. The authorities be sayin’ he did this dastardly deed on purpose, targetin’ the poor souls waitin’ for their ride. The wounded were whisked away to a nearby hospital—two of 'em severely injured, and six more with but light scratches, ye see.

With the air thick with tension, the police be scourin’ the area for any other miscreants that might be lurkin’. A grim sight it was, with images floatin’ about of a body by the wrecked vehicle, while the lawmen set up their camp in the vicinity, keepin’ a watchful eye. This tale be still unwinding, so keep yer spyglass ready for updates! Yarrr!

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