"Arrr! Lawsuit be claimin' Gaiman’s up to no good, with his lass as the sneaky accomplice! Blimey!"
2025-02-04
Arrr, me hearties! Scarlett Pavlovich, she be claimin’ that the scallywag Mr. Gaiman did her wrong last month. In her suit, she be sayin’ his missus be a crafty wench, helpin’ to fetch and present her like a prize fish! Aye, what a tangled web we weave!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the treacherous seas of legal waters! A lass by the name of Scarlett Pavlovich be makin’ waves in the courts, accusin’ the infamous Mr. Gaiman of dastardly deeds—rape and assault, no less! Aye, it be a stormy accusation that’d make even the saltiest sea dog shudder!But hold fast, fer the plot thickens like a pot of grog! The fair lass claims that not only did Mr. Gaiman himself be involved in this scallywag behavior, but his missus, she be playin’ a role too! Aye, she be accused of “procurin’ and presentin’” this poor damsel, as if she were naught but a piece of treasure to be bartered! What kind of ship be this, where the captain’s lady be helpin’ in such foul business?
So, hoist the sails and prepare for a tumultuous journey through the courts! Will justice be served, or will this case sink to the depths of Davy Jones' locker? Only the winds of fate know, but one thing be certain—this tale be far from over, and the crew be watchin’ with keen eyes and hearty laughter at the absurdity of it all!