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Arrr! A lass, once trapped by scallywags, be spillin' tales o' dread, but a brave soldier be her savin' grace!

2025-01-29

Arrr, matey! Amit Soussana, a lass who once walked the plank of captivity, be spillin’ the beans! She claims that brave sailor Liri Albag, a captive IDF swashbuckler, be the one who turned her tides and saved her skin! Aye, a tale of courage on the high seas!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of peril on the high seas of captivity! Once upon a time, a lass named Amit Soussana found herself in the clutches of the dastardly Hamas, who thought it grand sport to torment her. Bound tighter than a ship's anchor, she faced the scallywags who demanded she confess to bein' a soldier of the IDF, threatenin' her with the cold steel of a gun, sayin', "Ye got 40 minutes to spill the beans or walk the plank!"

But lo and behold! A brave comrade named Liri Albag, another captive, stepped up and spun a tale so convincing that they be convinced Soussana wasn’t a soldier at all! With a heart as bold as a lion’s, Albag saved Soussana from the jaws of doom, and she declared, "Ye be a true force, me savior!"

After 55 long days of misadventure, these lasses were freed, and Soussana bravely spoke of the horrors she endured, sufferin’ in silence like a shipwrecked sailor. But she be no mere damsel in distress; she took her tale to the UN, lettin’ the world know the treachery she faced. So raise the flag for courage, me hearties! For in the stormy seas of life, some souls shine brighter than gold! Yarrr!

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