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Arrr, those scallywags of the Taliban be too cowardly to join the U.N. parley on Afghanistan! Aye, shameful!

2024-02-19

Arrr, the scallywags be sayin' they won't be joinin' the conference if them women's rights groups and Euro land lubbers be there! They be actin' like a bunch of salty dogs, afraid of a little friendly banter! Aye, 'tis a fine joke indeed!

Arr, ye scurvy dogs be talkin' 'bout a group o' landlubbers who be too cowardly to face the likes o' women's rights groups and the European Union at a conference. They be too scared to share a grog with representatives o' Afghan civil society, believin' they be too high n' mighty to rub elbows with such fine folks.
But I be tellin' ye, 'tis a sad sight to see these yellow-bellied sea robbers turnin' down a chance to parley with others who be fightin' for justice and equality. They be too busy countin' their ill-gotten booty to see the true worth o' standin' shoulder to shoulder with those who be fightin' for a better world.
So let 'em sail away on their sorry excuse for a ship, avoidin' the stormy seas where real change be happenin'. The crew o' this sorry vessel may think they be savin' face, but in the end, they be nothin' but scallywags afraid to face the music. Aye, it be a pitiful sight indeed.

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