The Booty Report

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"Aye, the African crew be sendin' ol' Cap'n Zuma to Davy Jones' locker! No more treasure for that scallywag!"

2024-07-29

Arrr, the rascally scallywags o’ the African National Congress cut the ropes with their old captain for turnin’ traitor and joinin’ the enemy’s crew, claimin’ their banner be a perilous sailin’! Aye, what a jolly ruckus on the high seas of politics!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of treachery and folly upon the high seas o' politics! The grand crew of the African National Congress, once sailin' side by side with their captain, found themselves in a right pickle when their former leader decided to hoist the flag of an opposition party. Aye, 'twas a bold move indeed, but the lot o’ them called his new platform “dangerous.”

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