The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ahoy! Fair lass from the colonies, 37 sails off on a jet ski, but blimey! She’s gone with the wind!

2025-02-27

Arrr, a landlubber of 37 summers be missin’ in the wilds of Thailand, ye say! He be skippin’ about on a jet ski like a scurvy dog on Patong Beach, and now the crew be searchin’ high and low for the blaggard. What a treasure hunt that be!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather round me hearties for a tale of mystery and mischief on the high seas of jet skiin’! On a fateful Thursday, a lass named Nina Ng, a spirited American tourist, did disappear whilst frolickin’ on the sandy shores of Phuket, Thailand. This 37-year-old wench be a nurse, a humanitarian, and the founder of a noble crew called Help Me Live USA, known for bringin’ aid to troubled lands.

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