The Booty Report

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Arrr, a landlubber lawmaker’s been tossed overboard from the crew after meetin’ the law—shiver me timbers!

2025-04-05

Arrr, Dan Norris, a scallywag of a lawmaker, snagged himself a spot in Parliament last year, but lo and behold! He be tossed overboard from Britain’s governing crew quicker than ye can say "walk the plank!" A fine mess indeed, matey!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the high seas of politics, where the winds be fickle and the tides of fortune dance like a drunken sailor! A scallywag by the name of Dan Norris, a lawmaker who freshly set sail in the grand waters of Parliament, found himself in a tempest of trouble quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”

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