"Why be Trump tossin' up tariffs, ye scallywags? What foul winds blow next? All ye need to know, savvy?"
2025-04-03
Arrr, mateys! The captain o’ the land be declar’n hefty taxes on the high seas o’ trade! Aye, he be tryin’ to right the ship o’ global barterin’. Here be the scallywag scoop ye need to set yer compass straight! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye port news from the high seas of trade! Our captain of the land, the president himself, be makin’ a grand proclamation on Wednesday, heaving a mighty anchor down upon global tariffs! Aye, he aims to shake up the way we be tradin’ with other nations, like a storm tossin' a ship about in a squall!