Arrr, me hearties! While belly rumbles in Sudan, the landlubber soldiers be blockin' grub wagons at the border!
2024-07-27
Arrr, matey! A land split asunder by scallywag squabbles be settin' sail for a belly-rumblin' famine worse than Davy Jones' locker! Experts be sayin' we might be feastin' on naught but a plate of salt air and old boots! Savvy?
Arrr, matey! Gather ‘round the grog barrel, fer I’ve a tale most dire to spin! There be a land, once fair and bountiful, now caught in the tempestuous grip o’ civil war. Aye, the scallywags be fightin’ like cats in a sack, and their troubles be growin’ like barnacles on a barn. Experts, those landlubber scholars with their fancy hats and big words, be warnin’ that this here chaos could lead to a famine so fierce, it’ll make ye shiver worse than a sea serpent in a storm!