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Arrr! The young prince be shoutin’ fer the world to rise 'gainst the scallywags o' Khamenei’s crew!

2025-02-19

Arrr, mateys! The Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi be hollerin' fer the world to rise up against the scallywags o' the Islamic Republic! He took the stage at the Geneva Summit, shoutin' like a parrot in a storm fer human rights and democracy! Avast, let the seas of change roll!

Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi, who be callin' upon the world to rise and smite the treacherous Islamic Republic! This lad claims that the regime be shakier than a ship in a tempest, and the good folk of Iran be primed to reclaim their "stolen country" from the clutches of tyranny.

At the grand Geneva Summit for Human Rights and Democracy, the prince bellowed about the miserable plight of his kin, likening Iran to a "nation in chains." With fire in his belly, he declared that after four decades of suffering, the spirit of the people remains as fierce as a cannon blast! They be fightin’ not just for their own freedom, but for the noble values of justice and dignity, aye!

He paid homage to the brave lasses of Iran, who be battling not just the forced hijab, but for their rightful place in society, declaring, "We are not just fightin' against the Islamic Republic; we are fightin' for Iran!" With a heart full of love for his homeland, he implored the G20 nations to squeeze the regime with maximum pressure and grant the people maximum support. So hoist yer flags, mateys, for the fight for freedom be afoot!

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