Arrr! PM Starmer be takin' aim at Musk's tall tales 'bout scallywags groomin' wee ones: 'Tis naught but pirate rot!
2025-01-06
Arrr, mateys! The gallant Prime Minister Keir Starmer be battlin' the scallywags Musk and his landlubber mates, defendin' his ship against the storm of child scandal! He’s showin' 'em that even the fiercest captain can face a few unruly crew! Avast, keep yer cutlasses sharp!
Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the U.K. seas, where the Prime Minister, that scallywag Keir Starmer, be takin' flak over a scandal as foul as a rotting fish! Just the other day, he be respondin' to attacks, rightly claimin' that those spreadin' lies care not for the wee victims, but only for their own treacherous selves!